“Pigeon Murdering Bastard” Tells His Side of Story
Sometimes things aren't what they seem, and this was certainly true for a St. Albans based commuter, who wishes to main anonymous, who recounts his side of events this morning at St. Albans City Station which led his fellow commuters to think he's a "pigeon murdering bastard":
"This morning, I was stood, with several hundred fellow commuters, on the platform at St. Albans rail station waiting for the 6.58am train, when wooommph!!, something hit my leg quite hard.
It turns out that one of the fast trains heading the other way had hit a pigeon and sent it flying into me. I looked down and saw a trail of feathers, blood and guts, and the pigeon at my feet.
But it turned out to still be alive. It seemed pretty clear to me that it was pretty badly hurt, so I thought I'd better put it out of its misery. With nothing else at hand, I stamped on the poor thing's head and then nudged it down onto the tracks. Which certainly did the trick.
Unfortunately for me, only a couple of people actually saw what happened. The vast majority of people only saw some nutter stamping on a poor pigeon before callously kicking it away……"
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